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Nudge nudge, wink wink
Posted by Tim on Friday, October 22, 2004 | Permalink
Why is it that whenever you tell a group of people that you/your partner are expecting a baby, at least one person will give you a stupid grin and say something incredibly witty like, "So how did you manage that then?"
Perhaps I should be blunt and tell the next person who asks me (my wife is expecting child #2 in a few weeks) exactly how I (we) managed it (although I would have thought that it would have been obvious). I suppose they are thinking "I know you've had sex!" - but isn't having sex is one of those things that pretty much everyone does anyway?
So, just in case any such person is reading, I would like to publicly confirm that I have, indeed, a number of times actually, had sex.
Haven't you?
Perhaps I should be blunt and tell the next person who asks me (my wife is expecting child #2 in a few weeks) exactly how I (we) managed it (although I would have thought that it would have been obvious). I suppose they are thinking "I know you've had sex!" - but isn't having sex is one of those things that pretty much everyone does anyway?
So, just in case any such person is reading, I would like to publicly confirm that I have, indeed, a number of times actually, had sex.
Haven't you?